On Friday Schalke lost to Hannover in a game of "who can concede more" resulting in a nine goal stunner.
The Super-Bayern, as SKY likes to call them, came up with another amazing snooze fest of lame-ass-boring football against Greuther Fürth, who would have won if it wasn't for the poor quality of their Goalkeeper. What a buffoon.
But before we come to the nice fans of Eintracht Frankfurt, we have to confront very serious matters before: Hoffenheim and Wolfsburg both kept a clean sheet. This fact lied like a heavy stone on my chest for the rest of the week and can only be lifted by a nice bashing of the two.
Misunderstood Eintracht Frankfurt fans
In the match between Bayer Leverkusen and Eintracht Frankfurt the Frankfurt fans had planned something really special.
They lit candles - sort of - to celebrate world peace and to protest against racism, homophobia, violence and match abortions.
Wolfgang Stark, who is very fond of making "errors in perception" of course took those protests as an personal insult and interrupted the match for a period of two FC Schalke championships (8 minutes). Poor Eintracht Frankfurt fans couldn't deliver their beautiful messages. :'(
Otherwise Leverkusen won with their style of away-football which works best at home for them. Which isn't even ironic, given their rather bad home support.
Also Sascha Mölders scored with his arse. The rest of Bundesliga football was rather dull. The best league in the world can't be overall exciting every weekend, okay???
But there was still the top match to be played and the brave knights in shiny yellow and black armor came once again to save the day by thumping Werder Bremen 5-0 in brilliant style.
Sir Reucelot opened the score with a superb free kick and took a never endangered lead.
Bremen came up with a 4-2-4-0, tried to out-crowd the 4-2 part of our 4-2-3-1 but "sadly" they forgot about closing the space between their own lines and thus allowed our attacking midfield so much space, that they had no problem at all to create chances.
Fishy Chickens
Selassi's sprints in the 19' minute |
From the headless chicken football my mind wandered to a nice fried chicken with some sweet chili chicken sauce and then it struck me! This is the perfect kind of advertisement of the Bremen Sponsor Wiesenhof, a poultry seller.
There is a conspiracy that Wiesenhof pays huge bonuses for every conceded goal and that Dortmund wasn't actually good, but Bremen just needs the money. This is of course unconfirmed and probably rubbish, but if Bremen loses by 4 goals against Hamburg and then signs a fancy player, I was right.
Friday Night
Ah, yes. Dortmund play against Nürnberg Friday evening. Easy win. FACT! Nürnberg will sit back, Dortmund will score, Nürnberg won't have an answer. Lean back and enjoy the match and then see the rivals take the points off each other. OH THE ARROGANCE! But seriously, it's Nürnberg.
They have a fan friendship with the weird blue club. Another reason to trash them.
Key facts:
- Sahin will make his home "debut"
- Dortmund is even better when playing a floodlight match
- Blaszczykowski should return to the starting line up
- Mario Götze is in form and will probably score
- Nürnberg have some injury problems, gk Raphael Schäfer has a broken nose + he always concedes against Dortmund
I predict a nice 3-0 win for Dortmund. On that note I wish you all a nice weekend!
Heja BVB
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